Whenever Henry gazed out at the vastness of the blue-green sea... ... he always pondered how different his life would have been as a pirate.

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MaryAnn's leftover Tuna Surprise was three days old... ... when she opened the fridge to find it had grown sentient.

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PBR, as seen through a microscope. This is why your stomach doesn't feel so hot the day after drinking it.

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Fletch! Give the guy a break!

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Everyone needs... ... a little ass

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Go away. Leave me alone. I'm listening to the new Pink Floyd album.

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